Media-savvy Pet Owner Gifts

'Who handles your media, Rex?'

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

"I wasn't howling at the moon. I was singing along to my iPod."

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

'Fetching newspapers is over. Now I aggregate blogs for him.'

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

"Instead of wagging my tail, running around and jumping all over you, I sent you an E-card."

I think the cat wants to go out.

"It says 'beware of robot dog.'"

"Here comes the quote unquote dog whisperer."

Facebook For Dogs.

"Dog toys are really getting high tech."

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

"Look, you got mail! Press the 'fetch' key."

"Ok, maybe this isn't happening."

"Ever since I started reading the newspaper online, he's been bringing me my laptop."

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

'Going to Puppy School is so old fashioned Dad: I can do the course through open learning now...'

Remote-controlled cat flap.

"Invisible fences, voiced activated pet doors, automatic pet dispensers, how's an old dog supposed to keep up with all this new technology."

'Did you read my email about Timmy falling down the well?'

"Rexie was just a click away from securing his owner a risk-free, high return investment, and a tummy rub for himself..."

Labradrone

Micro-chipped cat talks in binary.

Thanks to the kitty-cam, curiosity no longer kills the cat.

"Now watch this, bark recognition."

Tinder

Man tried to get dog to go for a walk.

Dog at computer screen initiates a search for master's slippers.

"These days, I don't eat homework. I just install ransomware."

Robotic dog throws dirt onto real dog.

"That chew toy was boring, so I got on your computer. Apparently, neither one of you has a clue about basic computer security and maintenance."