Media Narrative Shaper Pillows

'He's been trying to control the television for years.'

Trial by Media

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

My First Camera

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

'If only every year was an election year.'

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

Gay Times...

If nobody had invented graphics

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

"I love it when you use your 'All Things Considered' voice."

The President Elect approved by 3 out of 4 talk show hosts!

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

Presidential Pooch Meets The Press

"Since you have already been convicted by the media, I imagine we can wrap this up pretty quickly."

"It's Dr. Sadie. Go ahead, caller." "Yeah, how come you haven't said 'Merry Christmas' yet?" "Oh, that’s because I was hoping to provoke everyone who’s upset about the so-called 'war on Christmas' to spend all their time on hold waiting to castigate me. That way, all the normal people who don’t think Christmas is just another chance to play the victim can open their gifts in peace." "You're welcome, America." "Why haven't you played 'Jingle Bells' yet?"

"My doctor said I'm not getting any younger. I'd like a second opinion."

Local News in Heaven

Up-to-date Career-Specific Romance Novels

Talk shows are great. Listen shows are even better.

The Freedom of the Press is Worth Fighting For!

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

Coming up: Bush and Kerry will debate on 'saturday night live'...and whoever gets the most laughs will be the winner.'

Reporter #6: television.

'...and this time Gerald, don't refer to the RBS as the Ripoff Bonus Scheme!'

Tarzan has gone into advertising. He's king of the jingle now.

"Forget the harps, we can spend Eternity in there."

"Wow. . . is that you, Mr Erdogan. . . Mr Kim Jong-un. . . Mr Putin. . . Mr Maduro. . . Mr. Bin-Salman. . . Mr al-Assad. . ."

'That's correct Shaun. The government is comprised of 5 branches...the executive, legislative, judicial, lobbyist and media.'

"I'm still not sure if we've hired a creative genius or a complete cretin."

Dyslexia is no longer a disorder...