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The Ekert Saga: 'Ok, girls...we need to get the Ekert back down to reasonable size before it destroys out house...so no more TV, radio, or any other negative energy...'

'So do you want me to minute that George is dying of boredom and Nigel will rip my head off if I don't stop boring him with my blather?'

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

'I prefer the term 'whistleblower' to tattletale.'

'I caught him watching tv, surfing the net, and playing video games ..book him!'

'Tell them there'll be no retaliation, then check with the chiefs of staff, the media and our major allies what leeway we have in the adapted dissuasion department.'

"For some, minimalism begins at a very early age..."

"It's all about putting work into the right perspective...and this helps me!"

"This could've been an email."

Books and Phones

"I decided to get comfortable...we have a lot to talk about."

"I just spoon-fed the media a pound of really old salmon."

Nun reading 'Halo' magazine

The director said 'cut'!

"They're sound bites."

'Let's arbitrate.'

"A huge breakthrough from our research and development team. . . they've figure out a way to fool all of the people all of the time!"

"Bretheren and Sistern out there in Congregational Land!"

If Moses had been a committee, the children of Israel would still be in Egypt!

'I'm just working my way through my DVD boxset of The Complete Everything That's Ever Been on TV.'

Man holding up a cowboy with his TV remote control.

Kid sweeps dirt under his junk on the floor.

'I didn't get it all done in a day.'

"I envy you, not having any idea of what's going on these days."

'May I speak to you as a man to a woman?'

"Babe, I'm tired of staying in and watching Netflix every night. How much is Hulu?"

"Phyllis needs to stop taking our staff meeting minutes."

'A spin doctor just isn't enough any more, Senator - you need a choreographer.'

"If you're going to use a TV as your computer monitor, I suggest investing in a new model."

"I'm conserving my strength for the most important meeting of the day - Happy Hour."

Library computer center: CYBRARIAN.

Blue video.

'Mom, when I was born, was I available in both Blu-ray and DVD?'