Media Manipulation Fan Prints

'I'm in P.R. This is where I keep the spin.'

'How fast can you hype?'

"Extreme miming"

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous

'Tell them there'll be no retaliation, then check with the chiefs of staff, the media and our major allies what leeway we have in the adapted dissuasion department.'

"Or we could turn on the TV and let younger, more beautiful people have sex for us."

"There goes the person that proved the Peter principal faster than anyone in history."

'Well, SOMEBODY leaked the frog incident to the press!'

"Elective surgery? But I'm not even registered to vote!"

LIBERAL MEDIA POLLS, 'Do you think President Obama is doing a great job, a wonderful job, or an absolutely terrific job?'

News Wear World

"No, no, the way you're shifting your papers - it's all wrong."

Reality TV

'The controversy builds, as we gather more half-arsed comments to dress up as considered public opinion!'

'Cannibalism has always repulsed me - until i tasted Aunty Judy's knees'

"Hold still - almost done."

News Hourglass

'Okay, the print media convicted you...but trust me, the video media will overturn the verdict.'

"Not a parrot, Holbrook, but a compact P.A. wih a whole lot of appreciate for what I do for this country."

"A huge breakthrough from our research and development team. . . they've figure out a way to fool all of the people all of the time!"

Woman on a Pedestal. . . Who Married the Mothers Boy.

'Uh oh. Cougar alert.'

"We interrupt this programme to warn viewers that programmes may sometimes be interrupted."

"Let me through - I'm a Sound Recordist!"

'I've always been a great fan of yours. I wrote all your books!'

"There's a man at the door with a wooden leg."

"It's my personal, one step recipe for success. Step 1: Gimme all your money."

News Brief: The Saddam trial turned into a shouting match...'Is that like pundits squaring off on TV?'

"... And in other news: Still no truce at 75 Greene Street, apartment 3F."

Lord Robert Winston

'All right, pal, that's enough! Are you gonna pay for the paper or not?'

'I like your style - How would you like to do some public service announcements?'