Media Fan Prints

'I miss Andy Rooney!'

"They grow up so fast."

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

Create some buzz!

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

The Digital Family

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

"I'm Lester Holt, and this, is date night."

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'My daughter says I'm hopelessly outdated...'

DVD extras - the making of the boxed set.

Newspaper suicide.

Binge Watch

Presenter Auditions.

'Your mom is probably watching. Go for the jugular.'

Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous

'It's not dead, honey. You've just never seen it turned off before.'

The Acme Agency: "Dedicated to Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Media Exposure."

'No sequel? No movie version? Just read me the big money makers like 'Harry Potter'.'

'We've gone over your budget very carefully, Mr Thorne. Unfortunately the network does not sell 7-second spots.'

"Is anything good on?"

'Read ALL about IT! While we're STILL in Circulation!'

Man selling lamb weekly

Dr. Strangelove, D.D.S.

'Thanks for coming here today for my presentation, '10 cutting edge trends in the future of business analysis.' Copies of my talk will be available in the lobby in VHS and Betamax formats...'

The benefit of an old-fashioned newspaper.

'We interrupt this Special Bulletin to give you an even more special bulletin!'

"Actually, I work for a newspaper, but people won't talk to me without it."

'We've got truth, we've got enlightenment, and we've got serenity - what we NEED is media coverage.'

'I expect 'Sesame Street has seen some new developments since I was your age?'

Silly News.

The Calmocracy

"'60 Minutes' is on."

Weather reporter feels guilty every time it rains.