Media Buzz Fan Prints

'Well, SOMEBODY leaked the frog incident to the press!'

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

If nobody had invented graphics

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

There's a crew here from 60 minutes and they're coming this way.

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

Bumble Bee

"I'm Lester Holt, and this, is date night."

Stephen Fry

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

"Please don't watch this show! There's a viewer trigger warning and a short fuse alert."

'My daughter says I'm hopelessly outdated...'

Moses Today. Due to the sensitive nature of this matter, my source wishes to remain anonymous.

Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous

'Now ask yourself Gerald, do we really need ALL these channels?'

"Screw this—I'm going to work for the tabloids."

'How fast can you hype?'

Celebrity Gavin Henson

The Plasmas.

"Grandma's TV is so old it wasn't made in a foreign country."

"Why don't we call you 'Deeper Throat'?"

"That news you're reading is 24 hours old. I can get it 23 hours and 57 minutes sooner online."

'Our ratings are down. Let's blame it on the media.'

"We interrupt C.B.S.'s evening news with a special bulletin from N.B.C.!"

"I'm Robo, your evening news anchorbot..."

NEWS WEATHER SPORTS

"We'd love to stay longer, but we have to go. Give this to the tabloid press. It explains everything!"

"I'm majoring in Communications with a minor in Leaking!"

The Calmocracy

Election Report. The political debates and huge ratings. "Dancing Around the Issues" topped "Dancing with the Stars"!

So you've lost your journalism job. Yep and my freelance contracts. House of Java.net Cybercafe. Free distribution of information is driving publishers out of business. I can't compete against thousands of free blogs. Twenty years I spent learning to be a professional journalist and I'm a dinosaur. What'd you say? I was reading Gawker. Shoot me.

'Nothing's happened today-read it dead slowly.'

Before we begin, would somebody please bring Jenkins up to speed?

Puppy and Elephant Selfie