Media Investigator Mugs

"It isn't just the media that's biased... often the voters are too."

In the Guru District

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

Squeezing the Free Press.

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

'If only every year was an election year.'

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

Press Freedom

Studies show foods work miracles!

"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses."

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

'Contrary to the popular view, our studies show that it is real life that contributes to violence on television.'

"We'd better watch Cranston. He looks like a whistleblower."

"We live in the golden age of fake news, alternative facts and spin control. Your resume is too truthful."

"Which news channel should we watch?"

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

"We've won control of the congress. Our next objective is to win control of the media."

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

Lies/Damned Lies/Social Media

Money laundering - shows money flowing out of US vault.

"Er...nothing much has happened yet today...."

Fear of news.

'This one is for keeping 'On Message' in the spin wars.'

'My plan for the mid east has approval of both Houses of Congress, Oprah, Larry King, Lettermen and Leno.'

'Here, we started to be investigated...'