Media Investigator Prints

"It isn't just the media that's biased... often the voters are too."

In the Guru District

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."

Squeezing the Free Press.

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

'If only every year was an election year.'

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

BBC - Crisis Management, Damage Control and Liability Supervision.

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

Press Freedom

Studies show foods work miracles!

There's a crew here from 60 minutes and they're coming this way.

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses."

'Contrary to the popular view, our studies show that it is real life that contributes to violence on television.'

"We'd better watch Cranston. He looks like a whistleblower."

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

Lies/Damned Lies/Social Media

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

"Which news channel should we watch?"

"We've won control of the congress. Our next objective is to win control of the media."

"We live in the golden age of fake news, alternative facts and spin control. Your resume is too truthful."

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

Money laundering - shows money flowing out of US vault.

"Er...nothing much has happened yet today...."

Fear of news.

'My plan for the mid east has approval of both Houses of Congress, Oprah, Larry King, Lettermen and Leno.'

'This one is for keeping 'On Message' in the spin wars.'