Media Innovators Pillows

'Moby Dick? Let's see ... Would you like the DVD, the podcast or the interpretive dance?'

'The check is in the email attachment.'

CEO with SEO

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

A secretary at a desk with a nameplate the says Dot Com.

'She posted her first blog today.'

Salesman I-Pad Business Card

"Well, I've emailed, faxed, and phoned Dobson. Maybe I should just walk down the hall and talk to him..."

"You've all been working very hard lately, and you deserve some time off. I'm giving you all a two-day membership to time-off.com."

"I've downloaded an app to hire and fire people."

Resume Dumpers

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Michelangelo's 'God's Creation of the Adam Computer.'

"Wow! That's some PowerPoint presentation."

'How fast can you hype?'

'Have your people facebook my people.'

"This is Alexander. He’ll be heading up our hacking division."

"I figure we can blue-screen the kids in later."

'We're e-bankrupt.'

Dog Walker

'I hate these cliche situations!'

'My resume,...in rap form!'

'I decided to close the stand and sell the lemonade on eBay.'

'Unfortunately, our entirely Twitter and Facebook based business model was a little ahead of its time!'

'What's the use? Everyone has his own PC future-probability program these days.'

'It's for cutting and pasting.'

"After seeing the benefits of web analytics, Amy hoped to learn something by attaching cookies to customers who visited her store."

"Extra! Extra! Stream all about it! It’s extra, so you may not need it, especially if you looked at your phone recently."

'Human resources gave us the idea of trying 'blind interviewing'...'

Digital Marketing

Social Networks.

'It's my latest invention. I call it 'Picture in a picture.'

"Shouldn't have bought a touch-screen TV."

That special place in heaven reserved for undiscovered composers, writers and artists.

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NBS NEWS DIVISION, 'This is just a thought, but maybe we could try animated anchormen.'