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"They grow up so fast."

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

Create some buzz!

"Walt Disney on ice."

"I'm the bad guy..."

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

"We've won control of the congress. Our next objective is to win control of the media."

Network Extending from Buttonhole

"What do you want to be when you blow up?"

Binge Watch

'The ten commandments have all been reduced to tweets.'

Newspaper suicide.

"Well, the alternative would be to use your social media accounts to promote toothlessness."

'Bring me some more power.'

"May I recommend our Seared Filet with Lobster Cream Sauce? It's very photogenic."

"Influence this."

'Your mom is probably watching. Go for the jugular.'

"This deserves an Instagram photo. Would you mind taking a picture of someone washing the dishes when I'm done?"

Presenter Auditions.

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

'It's not dead, honey. You've just never seen it turned off before.'

'We've gone over your budget very carefully, Mr Thorne. Unfortunately the network does not sell 7-second spots.'

“Hold on—wait until those people are out of the way.”

"I have a job! I'm an 'I reporter!'"

Man selling lamb weekly

"Is anything good on?"

'Read ALL about IT! While we're STILL in Circulation!'

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