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Books recommended by Oprah and Howard Stern.

"They grow up so fast."

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

Create some buzz!

"I'm the bad guy..."

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

"Walt Disney on ice."

"We've won control of the congress. Our next objective is to win control of the media."

Network Extending from Buttonhole

Newspaper suicide.

"Well, the alternative would be to use your social media accounts to promote toothlessness."

Binge Watch

"What do you want to be when you blow up?"

'The ten commandments have all been reduced to tweets.'

'Bring me some more power.'

"May I recommend our Seared Filet with Lobster Cream Sauce? It's very photogenic."

"Influence this."

"Baldo, why do you make fun of my playing?"

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

"This deserves an Instagram photo. Would you mind taking a picture of someone washing the dishes when I'm done?"

'Your mom is probably watching. Go for the jugular.'

Presenter Auditions.

Paranoia vs Social Currency.

'It's not dead, honey. You've just never seen it turned off before.'

'Read ALL about IT! While we're STILL in Circulation!'

How do I love me? Let me count the ways. Ok. You have 18,523 selfies.

"My first video sucked. But I figure I've got 8 more chances."

'We've gone over your budget very carefully, Mr Thorne. Unfortunately the network does not sell 7-second spots.'

"Is anything good on?"

"I have a job! I'm an 'I reporter!'"

“Hold on—wait until those people are out of the way.”

'Then it's agreed -- we'll prepare a pamphlet showing how the public could save money with our company and then get it on Ophrah's book list ... '

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