Media History Buffs Pillows

Pioneers of Internet Porn

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

"They grow up so fast."

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

Create some buzz!

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

Cord cutter

Before the Internet

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

The First Fire Stick

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

"I can never remember - do these go in garbage or compost?"

Sundial Time

Lord George brings news of the debate

"I plan to read the constitution this weekend. Is it long?"

King on the toilet whilst jester laughs because the toilet paper is out of reach.

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

'I'd think you'd be used to having a moat by now.'

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

The Evolution Of Man.

"A Bill of Rights? - Don't you TRUST me?"

Our Founder picture of a caveman: 'We're a very, very old firm.'

'Sure, real estate prices are sky-high, but kings don't sell their castles, and that's that.'

"De l'huile bouillante, pas du fromage fondu!"