Media Evolution Enthusiast Pillows

'And here's a look at our ancient ancestor after being thrown on a door step.'

"They grow up so fast."

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

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Binge Watch

DVD extras - the making of the boxed set.

Newspaper suicide.

"I'll never forget you."

Reinventing the Wheel

Presenter Auditions.

'Your mom is probably watching. Go for the jugular.'

'It's not dead, honey. You've just never seen it turned off before.'

The Acme Agency: "Dedicated to Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Media Exposure."

'We've gone over your budget very carefully, Mr Thorne. Unfortunately the network does not sell 7-second spots.'

"Remember, Katie, genius is 10% inspiration and 80% media manipulation."

'He's a media consultant. He came with the multimedia software package.'

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

Man selling lamb weekly

The National Institute for Advanced Talk-Show Punditry.

'Read ALL about IT! While we're STILL in Circulation!'

"Is anything good on?"

The benefit of an old-fashioned newspaper.

'We've got truth, we've got enlightenment, and we've got serenity - what we NEED is media coverage.'

"Actually, I work for a newspaper, but people won't talk to me without it."

'We interrupt this Special Bulletin to give you an even more special bulletin!'

As Seen On TV

'I'm afraid of being left behind.'

"My real money comes from my TV news appearances predicting stock market rises and falls."

Weather reporter feels guilty every time it rains.

"Hey! This is news."

"'60 Minutes' is on."

Silly News.

"News anchors' spring fashion show"