Media Critique Lover Prints

'On a personal note, I'm happy to report that I've been promoted from the network's chief 'pundit' to chief 'pontificator'.'

'We worship celebrity!' People bow down in front of a TV showing the academy awards.

"What does a candidate have to do around here to prove his conservative credentials?!"

Small Maze For Sun Readers

'For God's sake step back and let the TV cameras through!'

"Your credentials are impeccable."

'Unbutton the blouse and lose the bra... it's sweeps week!'

The great Tea Bag Scam!

Warning! The following program contains scenes of sex and violence because it's what you really want to watch!

Washington Water Torture

Internet Censorship in Russa

Sean Hannity

Trial by Media

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

Squeezing the Free Press.

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

"See..? We told you there was nothing there..."

Difference of Opinion

Meet the Enemy

'There's nothing on.'

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

'Contrary to the popular view, our studies show that it is real life that contributes to violence on television.'

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"