Media Critique Enthusiast Prints

'We'll be back, after this commercial break, with more reasons why its not safe to leave your house.'

'Books that stayed books.'

"We're decreasing the amount of T.V. violence by adding more commercials."

"Overseas terrorism, or domestic terrorism?"

'Sorry, folks...but our make-up artist didn't show up, so all the lies heard tonight will be bare faced.'

'There's nothing wrong with the sound, lady, it's a Party Political broadcast, that's all.'

Power, Channel, Volume, Brightness, Sex and Violence Controls,

Donald Trump - Bluster Bus and Bernie Sanders- Substance Subcompact

"Have you noticed all these TV shows? The little girls are always smart beyond their years...and all the boys are clueless and naive."

Trial by Media

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

Squeezing the Free Press.

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

"Dad, please tell me again about that mass production and consumerism."

"See..? We told you there was nothing there..."

Difference of Opinion

Meet the Enemy

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

'There's nothing on.'

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

'Contrary to the popular view, our studies show that it is real life that contributes to violence on television.'

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

"Which news channel should we watch?"

"Since you have already been convicted by the media, I imagine we can wrap this up pretty quickly."