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'How fast can you hype?'

'How fast can you hype?'

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

Create some buzz!

'If only every year was an election year.'

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

If nobody had invented graphics

There's a crew here from 60 minutes and they're coming this way.

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

Bumble Bee

Stephen Fry

"We've won control of the congress. Our next objective is to win control of the media."

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

Newspaper suicide.

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

"Please don't watch this show! There's a viewer trigger warning and a short fuse alert."

Moses Today. Due to the sensitive nature of this matter, my source wishes to remain anonymous.

'You've been killing files again.'

"Screw this—I'm going to work for the tabloids."

As you can see, media coverage at this event is very heavy...

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

'Now ask yourself Gerald, do we really need ALL these channels?'

"To be honest, I'm leaving public service so I can make some real money as a talking head on a cable news network."

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

'Get me public relations!'

"Why don't we call you 'Deeper Throat'?"

"Boss, remember when you told me to start charging Sadie 'studio fees' for operating her radio show in the cafe?" "Well, I've got good news and bad news." "What's the good?" "She's agreed not to resort to violence." "I see. And the bad news?" "On today's 'Sadie Cohen Radio Show': Evil cafe owners who may or may not poison their customers."

"Grandma's TV is so old it wasn't made in a foreign country."

'Then it's agreed -- we'll prepare a pamphlet showing how the public could save money with our company and then get it on Ophrah's book list ... '

Celebrity Gavin Henson

"I could afford a degree in broadcast journalism, but not the makeup."

The Plasmas.

"That news you're reading is 24 hours old. I can get it 23 hours and 57 minutes sooner online."