Mechanical Mastermind Mugs

'Off hand, I'd say it's a problem with your distributor.'

'I think I found the problem.'

Computer operator welding machine.

Blame Joe Manchin for Everything

Robot Truck.

Mad Cyclist Disease, the latest problem to plague cyclists.

'Let me through! I'm a mechanic!'

Small child building a large contraption from junk

Man can't figure out what is wrong with his car, not noticing the flat tire.

"Well this part of your order has arrived, but the other parts haven't, though I understand they're in transit. So I guess parts of your parts order are partly here."

"Design one where the light inside doesn't turn off."

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

'Oh, believe me -- you don't want to hear it in layman's terms!'

Wow. Totaled. Teen Test Dummy.

"The team needs LEADERSHIP, anyone have a view on that?"

What can I play?

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

"This is super. I asked for super-duper."

Carlo Ancelotti

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

"I think I've finally figured out who's on first."

"Mmm, processed food. Just like mom used to microwave."

Jurgen Klopp Caricature

I don't like the looks of this.

'Our financial troubles are over, Edna. The fellas and I have formed a boy band.'

'I see you plan to grow by 50 a year!'

Management by committee: 'The buck stops here, here, here, here,,,'

Alex Ferguson

Businessman's schedule full of confrontations.

John von Neumann, after completing his book. 'Theory of Self-Replicating Automata'.

What are they complaining about...the work is challenging,interesting, demanding...AND we let them do it for 80 hours a week.

The Staff Meeting.

'No wonder the company is in trouble!'

"What choice do we have? I can't fire him. He knows too much."