Mechanical Mastermind Pillows

'I think I found the problem.'

Computer operator welding machine.

Robot Truck.

Mad Cyclist Disease, the latest problem to plague cyclists.

'Let me through! I'm a mechanic!'

Small child building a large contraption from junk

Man can't figure out what is wrong with his car, not noticing the flat tire.

"Well this part of your order has arrived, but the other parts haven't, though I understand they're in transit. So I guess parts of your parts order are partly here."

"Design one where the light inside doesn't turn off."

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

'Oh, believe me -- you don't want to hear it in layman's terms!'

"The team needs LEADERSHIP, anyone have a view on that?"

What can I play?

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

"I think I've finally figured out who's on first."

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

"Mmm, processed food. Just like mom used to microwave."

I don't like the looks of this.

Jurgen Klopp Caricature

'Our financial troubles are over, Edna. The fellas and I have formed a boy band.'

'I see you plan to grow by 50 a year!'

Management by committee: 'The buck stops here, here, here, here,,,'

Businessman's schedule full of confrontations.

What are they complaining about...the work is challenging,interesting, demanding...AND we let them do it for 80 hours a week.

John von Neumann, after completing his book. 'Theory of Self-Replicating Automata'.

'No wonder the company is in trouble!'

"What choice do we have? I can't fire him. He knows too much."

Tetracycline: Bicycle built for 4 organisms.'

'The curious incident of the dig in the night-gown.'

"I don't know how the competition are finding out our secrets!"

Elevator dilemma.

Do you remember when all we had to worry about was the patients?

"We only missed two strategic goals: Supply and demand."

'Honestly you could drive a 'coach and horses' through this document, there's no definition of 'weight loss', no time frame, no sanctions.'