Mechanical Hearts Appreciator Mugs

Robocop and Juliet.

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

Caterpillar Portrait

Imagine

"That's the last time I buy a dog from a cartoonist."

Love Birds love dancing together

"Things are looking up!"

'Did you hear that? They said 'Hello' to you.'

Teddy Time Bears

"I warned you about putting funny stuff on the ball, Flanagan."

Man plays the piano with two Octopus.

"My kid could do that."

Old-fashioned computer

'My story's a lot like yours. It all started on 'Bring your pet to work day' a few years ago. I was ready for a change, I liked it here, and I stayed!'

"I once experienced childlike wonder. . . but it was just my anti-depressants kicking in."

Small time farmer sees Superfarm robots next door

'It's a hybrid.'

Physics toy.

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"Just where do you think you're going? You don't have the brains to graduate!"

Elephant Magic Carpet

Bob knew his days as the alpha male were over: the challenger was using psychological warfare....

"I'm used to having a pussycat doctor."

'I'm the veterinarian of Cheshire who spays and neuters Cheshire pets.'

Greasy toothbrush. One of the downsides to life with the bionic man.

'I don't see any tall, dark strangers in your future, just a series of oddball cats.'

Cybervegan Caf

One possum swinging from tree with tail sees other possum in tire swing with tail

"Your condition completely turned around! I guess those hokey-pokey pills worked!"

"Give me a cereal, extra marshmallows."

"My doctor gave me a pacemaker."