Mechanic Apprentice Gifts

School for Motor Mechanics "Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear."

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

"I'm not sure about this new trainee - he asked me when does he get to see the actual ropes."

'You learn how to make dough later. For now, you're on a knead-to-know basis.'

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

"There are the arts, the sciences, agriculture, and commerce. Stick with commerce, if you know what's good for you."

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

Education and Apprenticeships

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

'I've been told I have Rembrandt's golden glow.'

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

A butcher and his apprentice.

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

Man behind stage to lady about professor with person under podium: 'That's Professor Allen's understudy.'

'Well, that does not yet look like a wall. Try it again, Liam!'

"I thought I put on my 'big boy' pants this morning but apparently they were my 'fire me' pants."

'Your resume looks good. Let me hear some of your incantations.'

Boy Learning Violin With Ear Muffs.

"I guess I always wanted to be an electrician. As a little boy, I ran away to join the circuits."

"It's times like this I wish I was ore than just an armchair plumber."

Builder's School

'When you're right, you're right. When you're wrong, you're fired.'

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice, Lord Mayor of London.

'Of course the swing is important, just don't allow it to pull focus from the neck.'

"Firstly, have you ever had an appendix out before?"

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice performing the duty of a Christian.

A sudden draft. The moment he first felt comfortable calling himself a plumber.

'Bill, you messed up again. You built the second floor on top of the third floor.'

"Let me know if I'm going too fast for you."

'I've completed driver's ed, auto repair and sex ed. Now may I borrow the car?'

'We must now come to spacing of the letters - I can't charge a customer for an extra cake...'

'You'll be on a leash for the first six months.'

Mr. Pecksniff discharges a duty which he owes to society