Meat Selection Mugs

"We have our round cuts and these are our budget cuts."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

'Steak Ted?'

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

"Rump roast?"

'On the contrary... I'm too tough for the steak!'

Important Food Groups

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."

"We have; pulled pork, enticed chicken, persuaded lamb, bullied beef, cajoled Turkey..."

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

"The salad should be delicious. We ordered it with lots of extra bacon bits."

Cow of BEEF

Butcher's shop has 'Cuts of salami' sign: End, Middle, Other End.

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

"I'll see your Sirloin and raise you a New York Strip."

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

Platter confusion.

Would you mind putting the barbecue out?

A butcher announcing he will kill his own meat

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?"

'A lovely day, a good meal, and, thank heaven, no guilt.'

Family Butcher.

"Oooh... bacon!"

"Some protein with my salad? Sure, put a 24 ounce Ribeye in it."

*=Hotdog

'Beef Counselor - mad cow, foot and mouth, diet, nutrition, ethics'

'Nice barbecue, Normy!!'