Meals On Wheels Pillows

'This is an emergency, get me meals on wheels...'

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

"Please don't kill me."

Heavy meals on wheels

Some days, we all just feel like a little take-out lo mein.

'I used to have a regular restaurant, but it kept burning down.'

'Hello Sir. I'm Jeff, and I'll be kissing your butt all evening in the hope of getting a decent tip.'

Soup Surprise

'Please have the bouncer throw me out before the dessert course.'

Brunch for Cows

'She does great things with leftovers. . .She throws them out.'

"You've actually done something even Gordon Ramsay can't do-burn the salad!"

'My Lee's creative with food. He always customizes his toppings when we phone for pizza.'

Master of the house states that he will be detained in the city on business when he learns that there is cold mutton for dinner.

"What an amazing view!"

'Would you believe, humble pie?'

'Well actually Fred, it started with just ice cream, then I started selling burgers, drinks and bread and it all got out of hand...'

Dîner Transportable - plus dessert.

Peanut Butter and Jam Attack. BW

312 - Eat A Lot On The First Date

Mom's Diner - We reserve the right to refuse service to naughty boys!

'That one, and that one, and that one, and. . .'

"I'll have what she's having when she decides what she's having."

"Take Away Food" tramp waiting round corner to pounce

Wordplay: Road Rage

"Twelve-oh-six—time to be heading back!"

"Snowflake, quit eyeballing me!"

'For what we are about to receive...'

Sesame Noodles

'Here's your businessman's lunch, you bloated plutocrat.'

How would you describe your trip to China?

Vicar with a cross on his cycle helmet

"How was your lonely little dinner, sir?"

Tofu vs. Meat.

'Would you like to go out to eat? Or would you rather fix supper?'