Meals On Wheels Mugs

'This is an emergency, get me meals on wheels...'

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

Heavy meals on wheels

"Please don't kill me."

'I used to have a regular restaurant, but it kept burning down.'

'Hello Sir. I'm Jeff, and I'll be kissing your butt all evening in the hope of getting a decent tip.'

Soup Surprise

'Please have the bouncer throw me out before the dessert course.'

'My Lee's creative with food. He always customizes his toppings when we phone for pizza.'

Brunch for Cows

'She does great things with leftovers. . .She throws them out.'

"You've actually done something even Gordon Ramsay can't do-burn the salad!"

Master of the house states that he will be detained in the city on business when he learns that there is cold mutton for dinner.

"What an amazing view!"

'Well actually Fred, it started with just ice cream, then I started selling burgers, drinks and bread and it all got out of hand...'

'Would you believe, humble pie?'

Dîner Transportable - plus dessert.

Peanut Butter and Jam Attack. BW

312 - Eat A Lot On The First Date

Mom's Diner - We reserve the right to refuse service to naughty boys!

"I'll have what she's having when she decides what she's having."

Wordplay: Road Rage

'That one, and that one, and that one, and. . .'

"Take Away Food" tramp waiting round corner to pounce

"Twelve-oh-six—time to be heading back!"

"Snowflake, quit eyeballing me!"

'For what we are about to receive...'

How would you describe your trip to China?

'Here's your businessman's lunch, you bloated plutocrat.'

Sesame Noodles

Vicar with a cross on his cycle helmet

"How was your lonely little dinner, sir?"

"Mom, is this lunch supplying me with the recommended daily allowance of microplastics?"

'In his fantasy biking league, he's outpacing Bradley Wiggins...'

'Would you like to go out to eat? Or would you rather fix supper?'