Food On The Go Pillows

"I don't have time for breakfast..."

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

"I think the 'Exotic Recipe' diet will make me lose weight. I'm running all over town trying to find the ingredients!"

"The checkout clerk will now testily remind you to press 'ok'."

"When you said, 'Let's go out for dinner,' I thought you meant foraging. This is much better!"

Attack of the 'health' foods

"Why are we eating all this fattening stuff? Pier pressure."

'Look, Mum, those loaves have had some babies!'

'I used to have a regular restaurant, but it kept burning down.'

"You're close, but you're not the record. The record for one family in one booth—all from out of state, each ordering a complete breakfast—was set in 1978, with fifteen."

Organic foods stand manned by stallholder using fly spray.

"Oh, c'mon! Who eats aardvark with a fork?"

'And this one is just today's grocery list from my wife.'

'We'd like to start by boarding anyone with hot food they've been waiting to eat on the plane.'

"All I've got left is smoked."

'What if your saliva's not organic?'

"It's just that I would be more thankful if we had roast beef."

Shepherd buying a shepherd's pie.

'Well actually Fred, it started with just ice cream, then I started selling burgers, drinks and bread and it all got out of hand...'

"I need one of them and one of them..."

'Sorry I'll have to hurry the working breakfast, I due at a business lunch.'

"I'm not sure our family's ready for kombucha, hon."

"What's upscale today, Joey?"

Generic Products

'Face it, 24 hour grocery stores were made for people like us.'

'I'm glad you came in today, Mr Rosewine. We just got in a batch of sour grapes.

Woman with sardine tin with warning that it may contain mutant whale-size sardines.

Dîner Transportable - plus dessert.

Genetically modified broccoli jumping into a trolley.

People nuggets. Now made with real people.

"At this time, if everyone would please switch their palates to airplane mode."

'These are natural and organic ... two slabs of hog's bacon deep fried in crispy batter and dipped in chocolate.'