Food On The Go Prints

"I don't have time for breakfast..."

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

"I think the 'Exotic Recipe' diet will make me lose weight. I'm running all over town trying to find the ingredients!"

"Why are we eating all this fattening stuff? Pier pressure."

'I used to have a regular restaurant, but it kept burning down.'

"The checkout clerk will now testily remind you to press 'ok'."

'Look, Mum, those loaves have had some babies!'

"You're close, but you're not the record. The record for one family in one booth—all from out of state, each ordering a complete breakfast—was set in 1978, with fifteen."

Attack of the 'health' foods

"When you said, 'Let's go out for dinner,' I thought you meant foraging. This is much better!"

"Oh, c'mon! Who eats aardvark with a fork?"

'And this one is just today's grocery list from my wife.'

Organic foods stand manned by stallholder using fly spray.

Hot dog.

'We'd like to start by boarding anyone with hot food they've been waiting to eat on the plane.'

"All I've got left is smoked."

'What if your saliva's not organic?'

Shepherd buying a shepherd's pie.

"It's just that I would be more thankful if we had roast beef."

'Well actually Fred, it started with just ice cream, then I started selling burgers, drinks and bread and it all got out of hand...'

"I need one of them and one of them..."

"All this time I've been dealing with sharks and polar bears to get food. I should've been using Uber Eats a long time ago."

"I'm not sure our family's ready for kombucha, hon."

"What's upscale today, Joey?"

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'Sorry I'll have to hurry the working breakfast, I due at a business lunch.'

'Face it, 24 hour grocery stores were made for people like us.'

Woman with sardine tin with warning that it may contain mutant whale-size sardines.

'I'm glad you came in today, Mr Rosewine. We just got in a batch of sour grapes.

Dîner Transportable - plus dessert.

Genetically modified broccoli jumping into a trolley.

"You're thinking of a different cut, Mrs Sigmond. This piece comes from about here."

'These are natural and organic ... two slabs of hog's bacon deep fried in crispy batter and dipped in chocolate.'