Meal Time Protector Gifts

Finally, a good personal-pylon.

"You do like octopus?"

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

"You keep impeccable time."

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

"Hey, …. what's not to like?"

"Ok, ok, we'll travel back to dinnertime one more time, but then it's my turn to choose."

A man and his baby are wearing bibs with images of what they are eating.

". . . so, all I really need to do is change one word."

Teddy bear being taken to hospital.

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

"Of course I mind—they're mine, and I want all of them."

"We'll have to eat out tonight - I misplaced the can opener."

"Michael, do your dinner."

"I am listening to my body. My body says yuk!"

Catering for a large family.

Woman opens sushi box.

"Hey, that's your personal pan pizza. NO SHARING!"

'Pasta imposter' "Oi! You're not vermicelli, you're cheese string..bugger off!!"

"Snowflake, quit eyeballing me!"

'You mean, you cooked broccoli on PURPOSE?'

School crossing

'Just as I suspected - cheating on our diet!'

'I don't take telemarketing calls during dinner time. Can I call you back during your dinner time?'

"I find it hard to give thanks for broccoli casserole."

"If mashed potatoes are comfort food, does that make broccoli uncomfortable food?"

'I'm eating right now. Can you call me back when I'm not eating?'

'He gets a napkin. I don't get a napkin.'

Baldo's Life is Sweet Moment: Not getting the last serving of your tia's lengua casserole.

"Hello, Mr. Gottlieb of Acme Telemarketing? Oh, did I interrupt your dinner...?"

"Now that everyone in New York eats at 6, we need to eat at 3."

Smokers outside toy factory with boy blowing pipe bubbles.

'You're right baby, throwing food is fun.'

"Mom loved that you used her recipe for squash casserole. Thanks for not making it better than she does."