Meal Referee Pillows

"I mean, he does have a point."

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods."

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

Garlic Free Zone.

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

'When you asked me over for a home-cooked meal, I assumed you'd be making it.'

"This ump is so good he doesn't even blink."

'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'

'Okay mum, I'll eat it all up. But I doubt I'll grow big and strong on this muck!'

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

"With the prices they charge these days I can't afford to throw a pie or can off beer at the ref."

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'...However, he is such a heck of a nice guy, we're going to give him the touchdown anyway.'

Woman watches football match played by a mug of tea, salt pot and ketchup bottle, she says to husband: 'Your explanation of the offside rule was spot on.'

'But he's supposed to tell everyone how much you weigh! '

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

'Good news from the field, sire! Attila did not like the referee's call, so he's folding up his tents, taking his ball and going home!'

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

'I don't think much to faith school dinners.'

'That was a flagrant misconduct of the left hand.'

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

"Hey, waiter! This homework is burnt to a crisp!"

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

Jocko, a man for all sports' seasons.

'Yes, your papers seem to have lots of citations, but I've checked: They're all self-citations...'

'Upon further review, the pig did not have control of the ball prior to being eaten...'

'Now what?!'