Meal Prep Procrastinator Pillows

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

'I sent out for everything.'

LAY ZEE FUK

'Like death by salad.'

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

Horn of Leftovers

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

"There are no croutons. I use tater tots on my salad."

Congratulations, dear! Your home cooked dinner was so good you'd think it was an expensive frozen entree!

"Who shaves the fennel in your family?"

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

"Fridge-to-table"

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"Mmm, processed food. Just like mom used to microwave."

"If you liked tonight's meal, you might enjoy 'Making The Meal,' a documentary with outtakes and commentary when the cook ran out of eggs because someone put an empty carton back in the refrigerator..."

'Please have the bouncer throw me out before the dessert course.'

A spider meal prepping

One young wife asking another if she finds it more economical to do her own cooking.

"Here's our everything's included meal kit. How do they stuff a cook and dishwasher in there?"

"We merged to save through volume buying."

Husband dismayed to get cold mutton for dinner again. Wife comments that someone must be economical on the housekeeping money she is given.

What will I do with it? It will never fit in the microwave.

Anatomy of a freezer drawer

'Thaw for 24 hours. They should have told me that yesterday.'

"Look what I found on sale! Measuring cups to use for all your recipes!"

'I found a way to make dinner in half the time. I don't finish it.'

'Pre-washed and pre-cooked I'm okay with but lovingly chewed by devoted carers.....'

'Say, did you guys catch that report on the most important meal of the day?' ... 'I swear Breakfast, if you don't shut up already...'

"It's blank!!"

"It looks like a lot, but I microwave it throughout the week."

'I hope you like it. I call it refrigerator cleanout casserole.'

'I don't eat red meat, remember?'

'Dressing the Salad. Why?'

"No bread for Grampa. He's on a glutten-free diet."