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"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

'Stop him, he's got the receipe.' Duck running away

'We'll get our food....eventually.'

'Gluten-free manna will come in the second salvo.'

"It's not he worst meal I've ever eaten, that was your dinner yesterday."

'So, not your favourite restuarant anymore...'

'Trouble cutting pickled onions.'

'I hear there's a fly in your soup?'

'Macaroni and cheese, three nights in a row?... That's justifiable homicide in my book!'

"How was the food sir?"

"I've been on the hip and thigh diet."

"Waiter, there's a fly in my soup, and ironically, there's also a crouton in my s**t."

"I try not to be picky, but this meal is a bit too sticky!"

'Quit chewing tobacco? But that's the only source of fiber I get.'

Woman on scales.

"How's everything?"

"Quick! Tiptoe out and phone the Fire Service!"

"I knew it was a mistake to order our wedding cake from your ex-husband's bakery!"

"Good evening, my name is Hank. I'm your waiter tonight. This is Eddy, he is our cooks' lawyer."

"Places, everybody!"

'Can you send this back to the kitchen. It's cold.'

"There, dammit. Is that enough pepper for you??"

Shame on You.

'You've been on a diet and lost six kilos...Well I think I have found them!'

"I knew it."

Fly at the tennis club cafe.

"Dear God, noooooo oooo!" "The Oreo tragedy"

'You did ask for the wine steward - now grovel, man, grovel!'

'It's a blackmail note - Someone saw me going into that Fish-and-Chip shop!'

A gentleman and his butler in a dining room.

'The chef apparently doesn't know how to accept a compliment.'

'I'll have the dessert list and he'll have the Heimlich maneuver.'

'That's not funny. Howard...get your foot off the scale!'

"The truth is, I don't even know who you are anymore. Let's see some ID."

Catch of the Day is the chef's wife's boyfriend.