Maze Maven T-Shirts

"We just can't justify the expense of cheese, let alone the upkeep of the maze."

Man with plan and maze

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

Ice skater

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

Yeah, you're right. She's playing hard-to-get.

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

"We fell for this last time remember..."

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

Since we've remodeled, you are no longer here.

"It's nice, but does it have a batcave?"

Science and Coronavirus

"He can give you five minutes if you can find him."

"Go about a foot and take a right, then it's the second left, no, no ... the third left, then straight …"

'Sorry...I don't deal with lease issues.'

"What works in the laboratory may not in real life."

'U.S. Manufacturing'

Culturally significant problems solved

"Why run the maze when you don't have to?"

Bleak House

A parking space for the Prof. of Reverse Engineering.

Mouse at a computer within a maze searching for the cheese.

Stress Buster - Doodle Maze.

Mall 'maze' directory bewilders shopper.

Laboratory mouse in a maze with directions.

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

Man about to enter a maze with a arrow saying 'Internet' with the world at its center

Lab rat in maze, sees 'you are here' map.

School of business administration: Rat race research project.

'Which arrow points to my office?'

From now on, the rats that get steroids don't have to run the maze.

The mazes were too easy, so now they have me running through bureaucracies and looking for grants. (Originally published on 2007-10-18).

Corn maze.

'I'll get the bastard who said this was a short cut to the Post Office!'

Psychological Testing Center.