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Star Wars convention...

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Tartine

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

'What do you want first - The bad news or the even badder news?'

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

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"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

"Right about here there was a flattening of the curve. . ."

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Clown on bike.

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

"It's OK, I'm preordained."

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

'Actually, accounting is an exact science.'

Here and There Trays

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

"I said he's beginning to teethe...not tithe."

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

"Samson was the best actor in the bible - he brought the house down!"

'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'