May The Fourth Pillows

Star Wars convention...

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Tartine

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

'What do you want first - The bad news or the even badder news?'

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

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"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

"Right about here there was a flattening of the curve. . ."

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

"It's OK, I'm preordained."

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

Clown on bike.

Here and There Trays

'Actually, accounting is an exact science.'

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'

"I said he's beginning to teethe...not tithe."