Cinco De Mayo T-Shirts

'How do I celebrate Spring? Cinco de Vino.'

I made Guacamole.

"Staff, we're having a Cinco de Mayo sale this year!"

Happy Cinco De Mayo!

Margarita

Happy Cinque de Mayo!

Jose's Hot Tamale: Rekindle that fire in the belly.

"Today's El Cinco de Mayo!"

Happy Cinco De Mayo!

"What are we doing for Cinco de Mayo this year?"

"Gracie, what can you tell us about El Cinco de Mayo?"

"Hey...today is Cinco de Mayo."

"Mr. Rod, el Cinco de Mayo is not about consumerism. It's a day to celebrate Latino culture, to share with everyone the pride we feel in who we are."

"So what are we doing for Cinco de Mayo?"

"Why does everyone go all crazy about 'El Cinco de Mayo'? Nobody even knows what it means!"

"Today marks a day I celebrate with great joy and pride!"

"Hey, buddy. I seeka da mayo."

Cinco de Mayo sale! 50% off! *with US citizen ID.

How not to enter a Cinco de Mayo party

'Are you glad you ordered 'The Burrito from Hell' Special?'

Pinata Crime Scene Investigation.

It's not a party without the Guacamole Kid.

"El Cinco de Mayo is a day Latinos everywhere celebrate the uniqueness of our culture...by buying stuff at Wal-Mart."

Fancy popping out for some Mexican a bit later?

Cinco de Mayo 2009.

'Let me guess; you're celebrating Cinco de Mayo.'

Cinco de Mayo notwithstanding, drinking from the toilet was still prohibited in the Ramirez house.

Viva New York (Cinco de Mayo)

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

Can You Spot the Differences?

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'