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"Clever plot, but who can concentrate without some gratuitous sex and violence?"

Men's business romper.

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

'Why can't you tell me you love me without all the charts and graphs?!'

"How do you love me. Count the ways!"

Tonight's Lecture: Eastern Mystical Approaches to Dream Interpretation. Yin-Yang Jung.

When lice dream.

"I saw Elvis kissing Santa Claus."

"I see a psychiatrist holding a Rorschach test."

"Another nightmare?"

'Was it the beaver dream again?'

"I can't believe I sold my soul for platforms, they're so last season"

"Please, no! Not the pit of people endlessly describing their dreams in great detail!"

'Was it the non-flying dream again?'

'My outer self loves your inner self, but my inner self can't stand your outer self.'

Lover's leap and Infatuation leap.

"He's our new trend-spotter?"

'Your problems are caused by all-or- nothing thinking. It's either that, or you don't have any problems.'

'Last night Warren Buffett came to me in a dream and whispered in my ear, but it was just sexual.'

Fashion Mag - Totally in - So last season

Kevin: King of the Social Influencers.

Then the tree walked away, and I said good-bye to it... what a dumb dream... whose idea was it to analyse my ideas.

"Surely two people as intelligent as we are can work out some method of falling in love."

"Decide who you are, Wanona, before you buy sheets."

"Sis, I have to present this in class tomorrow. What would you suggest in terms of theme music?"

"Anymore, I'm appearing in only small secondary rolls in my dreams."

'Love is a subconscious recognition of matching neuroses.'

Designer Republic of Shoreditch

'I had that dream again, the one where I couldn't breathe.'

"Dwayne is very important to us. He knows exactly when a trend will become a craze."

"I don't know what's happening, but lately I've been feeling afraid of my own clothes"

'Of course I'm confused, I keep dreaming I'm an insomniac.'

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Wordplay: Mind Games.

In Trays titled: 'In', 'Out' and 'Back in Again'.