Mature Fashionista T-Shirts

'And, may I add, this hat does not scream, 'Bald Guy'.'

Blue Dress and Feather

Little Princess.

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

"Nice haircut."

'That's a picture of my granddad with shoulder length hair and a beard. That's why mom calls these albums hair looms.'

'Pink isn't EITHER the new black!'

Older woman explains how to see off men with one of her looks

What bothers me is that my birthday suit now counts as vintage clothing.

"I find that I don't need to hibernate as early if I wear a cardigan."

The Mods and Rockers feud had got out of hand

My client vigorously denies your charges. He says he has great respect for what makes you special. He knows that you like Amy Winehouse, watching The Office, secondhand clothes. You're reading off my Facebook page. He knows you're on Facebook. You're both off my friends list.

"I'm ready for my close-up."

"If you wear these caps backwards, they keep the sun out of your eyes."

Amy Winehouse

1870: The accidental invention of 'the selfie'.

Will Curl Lip For Food

'I'm knitting you sweater... do you want it too big or too small?'

Dancing on the beach

"So we`re going out and you haven`t even bothered to change?"

"Look at these old clothes, Dylan! You know, tie-dye HAS made a comeback!"

"I advise you to take it, Madam, before Washington puts its foot down."

"I've had many men in this town darling, but many men have not had me."

Here's eco club's green-prom tip sheet. Let's see. Wear vintage clothing. Buy locally grown corsage flowers. Use biodegradable cups and plates. Eco club. This is so obvious. How about the tough stuff? Ok. Who knows where to recycle gel pads from push-up bras? The place that takes the fake hair extensions?

"Let's make believe they have to get dressed to go out now because there's a big sale at Bloomingdale's."

Love and champaign

"Dressing like that for an online job hunt won't give you any more luck."

The Queen Mother

'I can't give you a raise right now, but you can have one of my old suits.'

A Macaroni in 1773

"We are looking for the non-yucky apparel."

"Uh – do I have to do anything?"

"Do they make my feet look big?"

Handlebar Moustache Man

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Shoulder-pads.