Mattress Investor Mugs

Start their day with a laugh—our mattress investor mugs feature witty designs that combine finance humor with comfort, making mornings brighter for any investing enthusiast.

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"It's more than just a mattress. It's a great place to rest your weary assets."

"It's more than just a mattress. It's a great place to rest your weary assets." mockup

"It's more than just a mattress. It's a great place to rest your weary assets."

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'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.' mockup

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

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'Make up your mind, folks... King size or Queen size?'

'Make up your mind, folks... King size or Queen size?' mockup

'Make up your mind, folks... King size or Queen size?'

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The Mattress Savings Bank

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'Today a ray of hope . . .'

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"I think I need a professional money manager. I invest sixty five percent of my money gambling in casinos and thirty five percent I keep under the mattress."

"I think I need a professional money manager. I invest sixty five percent of my money gambling in casinos and thirty five percent I keep under the mattress."

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'OVERSLEPT? All four thousand of them???'

'OVERSLEPT? All four thousand of them???' mockup

'OVERSLEPT? All four thousand of them???'

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'Sleeping through Monday is the coward's way out!'

'Sleeping through Monday is the coward's way out!' mockup

'Sleeping through Monday is the coward's way out!'

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Mattress makers picketing in front of factory are sleepwalking.

Mattress makers picketing in front of factory are sleepwalking. mockup

Mattress makers picketing in front of factory are sleepwalking.

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"I keep my savings under my mattress. It's the only way I'll ever be able to retire on my money."

"I keep my savings under my mattress. It's the only way I'll ever be able to retire on my money." mockup

"I keep my savings under my mattress. It's the only way I'll ever be able to retire on my money."

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"A secure and restful sleep is guaranteed when this mattress is stuffed with your own money."

"A secure and restful sleep is guaranteed when this mattress is stuffed with your own money." mockup

"A secure and restful sleep is guaranteed when this mattress is stuffed with your own money."

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"I was a mattress tester, but was fired for oversleeping and being late for work."

"I was a mattress tester, but was fired for oversleeping and being late for work." mockup

"I was a mattress tester, but was fired for oversleeping and being late for work."

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"The Firminator. One inch of foam over cement blocks."

"The Firminator. One inch of foam over cement blocks." mockup

"The Firminator. One inch of foam over cement blocks."

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'It's come to my attention that you haven't been sleeping on the job.'

'It's come to my attention that you haven't been sleeping on the job.' mockup

'It's come to my attention that you haven't been sleeping on the job.'

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Mattress salesmen are creepy. Especially the ones that lie down on the bed with you.

Mattress salesmen are creepy. Especially the ones that lie down on the bed with you. mockup

Mattress salesmen are creepy. Especially the ones that lie down on the bed with you.

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Giant Sale: 'I said it was simply a misunderstanding.'

Giant Sale: 'I said it was simply a misunderstanding.' mockup

Giant Sale: 'I said it was simply a misunderstanding.'

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"Maybe we shouldn't have chosen to buy the super springy mattress!"

"Maybe we shouldn't have chosen to buy the super springy mattress!" mockup

"Maybe we shouldn't have chosen to buy the super springy mattress!"

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'Frank! Cut that out and get back to work!'

'Frank! Cut that out and get back to work!' mockup

'Frank! Cut that out and get back to work!'

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The domino effect.

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'I won't be coming to see you again. I've purchased a therapeutic mattress.'

'I won't be coming to see you again. I've purchased a therapeutic mattress.' mockup

'I won't be coming to see you again. I've purchased a therapeutic mattress.'

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"Firm yet comfortable, with 420 individual spring posture coils to enhance support. Perfect for hiding under."

"Firm yet comfortable, with 420 individual spring posture coils to enhance support. Perfect for hiding under." mockup

"Firm yet comfortable, with 420 individual spring posture coils to enhance support. Perfect for hiding under."

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"I guess you should have read the fine print on that tag before you ripped it off the mattress."

"I guess you should have read the fine print on that tag before you ripped it off the mattress." mockup

"I guess you should have read the fine print on that tag before you ripped it off the mattress."

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R. Dough, M.D. - Eye, Ear, Nose, Throat & Big Pharma Stock.

R. Dough, M.D. - Eye, Ear, Nose, Throat & Big Pharma Stock. mockup

R. Dough, M.D. - Eye, Ear, Nose, Throat & Big Pharma Stock.

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'Long term investors' tortoise wins 'Stock market success' race against the hare

'Long term investors' tortoise wins 'Stock market success' race against the hare mockup

'Long term investors' tortoise wins 'Stock market success' race against the hare

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"I drink to forget."

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"Uh, sir...madam...the sign just meant for customers to sit or lay on the mattress to see how comfortable...oh my!"

"Uh, sir...madam...the sign just meant for customers to sit or lay on the mattress to see how comfortable...oh my!" mockup

"Uh, sir...madam...the sign just meant for customers to sit or lay on the mattress to see how comfortable...oh my!"

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The Princess and the Pea

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"And see how my assistant Mr Wilkins demonstrates the bounciness of the ZF-150 Divan."

"And see how my assistant Mr Wilkins demonstrates the bounciness of the ZF-150 Divan." mockup

"And see how my assistant Mr Wilkins demonstrates the bounciness of the ZF-150 Divan."

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'Sorry, I'm late. I overslept.'

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"How many out of ten? Hello."

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"Do you have anything with a bit more back support?"

"Do you have anything with a bit more back support?" mockup

"Do you have anything with a bit more back support?"

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Mattress Investor Mugs Collection

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