Mattress Enthusiast Mugs

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

"And see how my assistant Mr Wilkins demonstrates the bounciness of the ZF-150 Divan."

'I keep my money in a mattress. It's much safer than a bank!'

'A two year warranty and a free squeaky toy with purchase.'

"I guess you should have read the fine print on that tag before you ripped it off the mattress."

The Princess and the Pea

"Uh, sir...madam...the sign just meant for customers to sit or lay on the mattress to see how comfortable...oh my!"

"Firm yet comfortable, with 420 individual spring posture coils to enhance support. Perfect for hiding under."

Memory-Loss Foam.

'I won't be coming to see you again. I've purchased a therapeutic mattress.'

The domino effect.

"You are getting sleepy, very sleepy ... "

"I drink to forget."

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

"I think I need an extra pillow."

Wordplay: Hibernation.

"Man's best friends."

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

'...and remember, son, never throw up on an old carpet...wait until they get a new one!'

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

"The couch hates me Jane!"

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

Broken Alarm Clock.

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

'Make up your mind, folks... King size or Queen size?'

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

'I hate counting sheep. I get enough math at school.'

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

"I only drink decaf, otherwise I'm awake up to four hours a day."

'Did they deliver the new couch today?'