Matriarchy Supporter Gifts

All Hail the Matriarchy

Lesbian civil partnership.

"Women Supporting Women!"

“They tease us for going together, but little do they know this is where we gather to plan the dismantling of the patriarchy.”

The Ascent of Woman

'Let's go to your place. I cook, I clean and then we can have a meaningful shag.'

'We used to be a patriarchy, but lately we've been more goddess-centric.'

"I'm the kind of woman nobody calls pumpkin."

"And do you, Stephanie, promise to love, honor and 'obey'?

"If I have one life to live let me live it as a blonde CEO."

....Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness.

Elizabeth II

Same Sex Wedding

Support the Troops

"And do you promise to live and work together in perfect, nonhierarchical, mutually supportive solidarity?"

U.S. World Cup Frenzy

Black Crayon

Cherchez la femme

"Well, then, it's unanimous."

NO GIRLS ALLOWED!, 'Don't get all bent out of shape -- that's the boys' restroom.'

"It doesn't scream 'Girlie Lawyer'?"

'I'd like to get in touch with my feminine side, Joe -- bring me a Bloody Mary.'

Balancing budget on the backs of women.

'Pass the word around. The era of big government is not over.'

Rishi Sunak

Elizabeth I

Lady to lady about disguised lady: 'She's new to our Secret Sister program.'

'Wow, the support for legalizing marijuana is really picking up!'

"International Women's Day... When do men get their day?"

"Can I borrow this?"

Al Baldasaro

Liz Ripple All-Girl band - an equal opportunity employer.

Palin's Teabaggers

'We only stay together for the sake of the Holy Roman Empire.'

Women's Day is Every Day