Matriarchy Supporter Gifts

Lesbian civil partnership.

"Women Supporting Women!"

“They tease us for going together, but little do they know this is where we gather to plan the dismantling of the patriarchy.”

The Ascent of Woman

'Let's go to your place. I cook, I clean and then we can have a meaningful shag.'

'We used to be a patriarchy, but lately we've been more goddess-centric.'

"I'm the kind of woman nobody calls pumpkin."

"And do you, Stephanie, promise to love, honor and 'obey'?

....Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness.

"If I have one life to live let me live it as a blonde CEO."

Elizabeth II

Same Sex Wedding

Support the Troops

"And do you promise to live and work together in perfect, nonhierarchical, mutually supportive solidarity?"

Black Crayon

"Well, then, it's unanimous."

NO GIRLS ALLOWED!, 'Don't get all bent out of shape -- that's the boys' restroom.'

Balancing budget on the backs of women.

"It doesn't scream 'Girlie Lawyer'?"

'I'd like to get in touch with my feminine side, Joe -- bring me a Bloody Mary.'

'Pass the word around. The era of big government is not over.'

Rishi Sunak

Lady to lady about disguised lady: 'She's new to our Secret Sister program.'

Elizabeth I

"International Women's Day... When do men get their day?"

'Wow, the support for legalizing marijuana is really picking up!'

Palin's Teabaggers

'We only stay together for the sake of the Holy Roman Empire.'

''The truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth'? -- How patriarchal can you get?'

Liz Ripple All-Girl band - an equal opportunity employer.

"Can I borrow this?"

Women's Day is Every Day