Matisse Admirer Pillows

'I'm not cut out for this job' (Matisse sketch to cut out paper model)

An art forger? How dare you! I am an Henri Matisse tribute act!

Victor Hugo

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

'Pray for me.'

"They tell me you're a man who has True Magritte."

"Thrilling news, sweetie! The National Gallery's entire collection of Velázquez is now attributed to you."

'Is there a lady in the audience whose late husband says he never did put up that shelf?'

"Please turn on your cell phones."

Amateur Palmist

If you give a mouse a french cookie

Frontispiece and Titlepage for Beardsley's Erotic Novel 'Venus and Tannhauser'- Not Used in this Form

Francis Picabia

'As a hairdresser, I must say you take it a bit far.'

French Animal Noises.

Samuel Beckett

It's from his Swiss period

"I'm sorry to bother you, but by any chance do you happen to have a copy of Baudelaire's Les Fleurs du Mal on your person?"

If you give a mouse a French cookie: "And suddenly the memory returns. The taste was that of the little crumb of madeleine which on Sunday mornings at..."

Horatio Nelson

Ave Atque Vale- Illustrates Beardsley's Translation of Carmen CI of Catullus

A retriever comes back to a hunter with Brancusi's 'Bird in Space'."

"Says here that 50 baboons escaped from the Paris Zoo! I think this explains the Nutella riots!"

Toilet Art.

Marcel Proust 1811-1922

Tracey Emin

"Once upon a time there were these three little pigs. There was a neurotic little pig, a psychotic little pig, and a normal little pig . . . ."

'To be built on this site - an exact duplicate of the building that was just turn down (we liked the international style after all).

Virginia Woolf

The Death of Pierrot

"I don't see this as a rejection of all thing French."