Matisse Admirer Pillows

'I'm not cut out for this job' (Matisse sketch to cut out paper model)

An art forger? How dare you! I am an Henri Matisse tribute act!

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

'Pray for me.'

"Thrilling news, sweetie! The National Gallery's entire collection of Velázquez is now attributed to you."

'Is there a lady in the audience whose late husband says he never did put up that shelf?'

"Please turn on your cell phones."

Amateur Palmist

Frontispiece and Titlepage for Beardsley's Erotic Novel 'Venus and Tannhauser'- Not Used in this Form

If you give a mouse a french cookie

French Animal Noises.

'As a hairdresser, I must say you take it a bit far.'

If you give a mouse a French cookie: "And suddenly the memory returns. The taste was that of the little crumb of madeleine which on Sunday mornings at..."

Horatio Nelson

Ave Atque Vale- Illustrates Beardsley's Translation of Carmen CI of Catullus

A retriever comes back to a hunter with Brancusi's 'Bird in Space'."

The Death of Pierrot

'To be built on this site - an exact duplicate of the building that was just turn down (we liked the international style after all).

"Once upon a time there were these three little pigs. There was a neurotic little pig, a psychotic little pig, and a normal little pig . . . ."

Virginia Woolf

Marcel Proust 1811-1922

Toilet Art.

Tracey Emin

"I don't see this as a rejection of all thing French."

Department de Philosophie

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 1