Mathletics Club Member T-Shirts

Geek wears T-shirt that points to his friend and says: 'I'm with someone who fails to grasp the key principles of modular representation theory.'

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.'

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

'It's too early to say but my lad may be good enough to swim professionally.'

Table tennis.

Mouse on an Exercise Bike

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

"You'll learn a lot at our book club...like how to read between the wines."

Men drinking

Man sleeping with newspaper at gentlemen's club

1. Wealthy people will consider hiring others to do their exercise for them. They should not give in to this temptation, as studies have shown that this seriously slows down any truly serious body-building campaign. 2. The key word in isometrics is balance. Be sure every part of your body shares in the fun equally and you will be able to avoid awkward developments.

5. Install all equipment carefully. 6. Never increase the weight load of any exercise machine when you are by yourself.

'What a huge disappointment. I thought French Club was about kissing!'

'It's a deal -- I'll introduce a bill to bail out your country club, and you'll introduce a bill to bail out my country club!'

'Actually, we're members of a mountain climbing club named for sir Edmund Hillary.'

Bud's Club...Where Buds, Bubs and Bros gather!

'Boy Scouts aren't ANY kind of terrorists!'

"Howard, you've met my ukulele ladies before."

HEALTH CLUB, 'It's just a bunch of guys sitting around eating breakfast cereal.'

"How much does it cost to buy a membership then never use it?"

'I just joined the Freemasons and I'm afraid you're our next sacrifice..'

"Since I never actually go to the gym, can I deduct the membership fees as a charitable contribution?"

Karate club.

'Good news dear you have finally been accepted as a member of 'The explorer's club!'

'Be wormier!'

The Ten Resolutions

"I'm really serious about exercising. Last year I only went to the gym twice, once to join and once to renew."

'Well actually, mine's a keyboard!'

Santa Works Out

Botanical Gardens - Our Weeding Group Meets Mondays 3pm.