Mathematics Teacher T-Shirts

Deferential equations.

'We need to learn this just incase our calculators or computers are down, right?'

Turning with mathematical precision.

'No Jason, you can't call tech support.'

So on a scale of one to ten, how's I do? Can I use Fractions?

"I love the equation that describes the slope of your nose."

"The hardest to convert are inches to centimeters."

"My Y-variable obviously has a value inconsistent with the desired solution."

'If you go on a diet and lose five pounds, only to gain back ten the following month, how many infuriating, godforsaken pounds do you weigh?'

"...algebea is about figures, and right now, I figures I'll be seeing y'all next year."

"I know they say numbers don't lie, but what if they're wrong?"

"I'm Albert, your new mathematics teacher, but you can call me Al."

"I don't give a fig about Newton."

"We shouldn't hunt rabbits Dad, we should breed them! According to Fibonacci, we would then have an endless food supply..."

'According to my calculations, George, you don't exist. You... don't... exist. George. I'm going to have to ask you to leave.'

'Well well, for a rabbit, you're not very good at multiplying, are you?!'

"..So your line rental is �9.99 a month, you send three 'Wassuup's!!...at 5p each..."

The Last Jerseys.

"Are we allowed to pray?"

Schoolmaster asking pupil about interest

Welcome to algebra. As freshmen, you are the unknown variable X. After 32 years, I ask myself Y?

A Puppet Named Juan

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

Where your mind & battle are los

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

Ethics exam cheater.

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."