Geometry Teacher T-Shirts

'Say, Euclid, how do we get to the Acropolis?'

Polygon man.

"I win. I win."

Mathematics lesson - Equilateral triangle, isoceles triangle, obtuse triangle, and bermuda triangle.

'Topologist at a picnic brings the lemonade in a Klein bottle'

Fig 1. Fig 2. Fig Newton.

One of Euclid's Earlier Propositions.

Mobius Comic Strip.

Geometry Teacher "Ok, Whats the longest distance between two points?" Pupil "A mini cab ride Sir"

Pythagoras' Arbitration Service. He's very good. He always finds the shortest distance between two sides.

"It's called geometry, Mum."

A Wrecked-angle.

'Euclid's Cat'

'That's what you get for skipping geometry class.'

"I'd like to be transferred to the Bureau of Cubes...Immediately."

"I don't get it! Why do things like this happen?!"

"Oh Johnny, I like you but not in that way. I'm a platonic solid."

"Yeah, it must be like 360 degrees in here."

"Is x the wrong angle?"

"He's one right-eous dude!"

Cross Section

Euclidean Dog.

One of Euclid's Earlier Propositions

'I think Euclid is getting carried away with his work.'

Hexagon.

Three-dimensional, eh --- What makes you so spatial?

The irony is that Euclid himself is way out of shape.

The irony is that Euclid himself is way out of shape.

Let's ask Square ... He always has the right angle on things.

School Cafeteria. It's the start of the school year. The Geometry teacher will come by to verify that we're serving truly square meals. The grammar teacher says the alphabet soup is runny and needs some punctuation added. History teachers keep a record of all the past meals and so will notice any leftovers being served. And the computer lab staff expressed concern about all the cookies so the astronomy teacher suggested switching to candy for dessert. I'll bet she thinks Starburst and Milk

Math Major Pennants. ISOSCELES. SCALENE EQUILATERAL.

Pythagoras Revisited

A Puppet Named Juan

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

Where your mind & battle are los