Geometry Teacher T-Shirts

'Say, Euclid, how do we get to the Acropolis?'

Polygon man.

"I win. I win."

Mathematics lesson - Equilateral triangle, isoceles triangle, obtuse triangle, and bermuda triangle.

'Topologist at a picnic brings the lemonade in a Klein bottle'

Fig 1. Fig 2. Fig Newton.

One of Euclid's Earlier Propositions.

Mobius Comic Strip.

Geometry Teacher "Ok, Whats the longest distance between two points?" Pupil "A mini cab ride Sir"

"It's called geometry, Mum."

A Wrecked-angle.

'Euclid's Cat'

'That's what you get for skipping geometry class.'

"I'd like to be transferred to the Bureau of Cubes...Immediately."

"I don't get it! Why do things like this happen?!"

"Oh Johnny, I like you but not in that way. I'm a platonic solid."

"Is x the wrong angle?"

Cross Section

Euclidean Dog.

One of Euclid's Earlier Propositions

'I think Euclid is getting carried away with his work.'

Hexagon.

Pythagoras Revisited

A Puppet Named Juan

Where your mind & battle are los

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

Ethics exam cheater.

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."