Mathematics Magician T-Shirts

Geeky looking guy looks at incomprehensible mathematical problem: 'And this equation proves beyond doubt that I have wasted my life.'

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

The Life of Pi

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

Desert Island BBQ

Time Is Money

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

'He's trying to put some magic into my recipes.'

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

"I can't believe he brought her."

Primitive magician

Fred wonders if he should go see what's happening in accounting.

"And now, a little theorem for all you lovers out there."

'The path to becoming an astronaut is rougher than I thought.'

Noreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned:

I was trying to day trade my way through business school, but then the stock market tanked.

If Disney was a software company

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"The new revenue stream is finally kicking in."

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

'There are lies, damn lies, and statistics. We're looking for someone who can make all three of these work for us.'

'At the sales department, we've got to meet our performance targets. We're not here to care about reality.'

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

"My accountant is brilliant - he has just had a loophole names after him!"

'Brilliant, Prof.Brainstorm. Any fool can come up with a new product, you've come up with a new tax break.'

Investing your savings

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

"Everything's gone up."

'Alright, throw in your resume and the 'Get A Job' potion will be complete.'

"You wanted the magic back in our relationship..."

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."