Math Olympiad Contender Pillows

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Girl does mathematical equation. Man says 'Tut! Teenagers today and their problems ...'

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

"So, what's gonna be your favorite class?"

'There will be no raises this year since the state now has a lottery.'

Lemniskate

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

'I don't care if he does have an I.Q. of 169. I still think he's faking.'

"I was planning to grow old with Matthew Nelson, but it looks like I'll be growing old with my algebra teacher."

'You'll never be the next Micheal Phelps if you don't start working on your breaststroke.'

"Well, I can't figure it out either. Do we know anyone that can help us with math homework?"

'We studied the multiplication table in school today -- frankly, I don't believe a word of it.'

Life on Earth - maths advice.

Comparing lottery odds with bus punctuality.

"I didn't have enough fingers. I had to use a couple of toes."

'Math isn't really my long suit, Mrs. Ferguson -- how about I just take a drug test?'

'Doug is determined to make it into the U.S. bobsled team for the 2014 Olympics.'

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

'It has nothing to do with relativity. He's trying to figure out his cable bill.'

'Congratulations. You're our 15th caller. The grant is yours!'

"'I'm checking my answers."

Mathematics.

"Learning percentages has made me realize there's a 50% chance I'll flunk math."

"Of course, I could be wrong."

'Well, you're lousy at Maths, but I'm sure you'll become a great CEO one day...'

"I've discovered I don't have a head for figures."

"No wonder the students can't solve the problem. I can't solve the problem."

'My story? I was phoning my boss when I thought the sweepstake's people were at my door and I told him to take his job and shove it.'

Junior Accountant

Probability Test.

Switch if off!

"Tonight's lotto numbers are..."

'My client is advised not to answer that question.'

'I'm not counting the days 'til school's out. I don't do math unless they make me.'

"Not to diminish what you've achieved in the last eighteen months of training, but it appears that the javelin roll is not an Olympic sport."