Math Nostalgists T-Shirts

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

Can't Do the Math/Won't Do the Math.

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

'I got 100 in school today. 50 in history and 50 in maths.'

"I know it may be wrong, but it's how I feel."

"Oh great, the printer is down."

"I'm going to prove that Math comes in handy later in life."

"Gifted class, indeed! One is gifted in science, but can't rad - one is fixed in reading, but won't even try math..."

'I know! It's what I had last night for dinner.'

"Or we could tally the sheep like this."

The theory that ‘Time is Relative' came to the professor during a Decelerated Math Class.

'190 divided by two...'

Mr. Defner's drive-in algebra class was retro cool, controversial and somewhat effective.

'Unemployed math grad. Will solve quadratic equations for food."

'If 'x' is unknown, why should I rock the boat?'

"I guess when your husband dies you'll really understand what they mean by a statistical death."

"I'm Albert, your new mathematics teacher, but you can call me Al."

"That was Copernicus on the phone – he says you're NOT the centre of the universe!"

'Dad 'If Jack brought 10,000 shares at $3 and he sold 75% of them to Larry for $8 before the value went down to $2, what did Jack end up with?''

Math Teacher

"When the teacher explained negative numbers, I suddenly understood how politicians 'deficit spend'."

Teacher: 'As an adult you'll probably only use a quarter of what you're taught at school - which brings us to fractions.'

'This part was tenure.'

Presentation: Any questions?

"What comes after zillion?"

"Yo, this should be a two."

Yes, I agree that man is a master of his own destiny but sometimes it helps if you pass algebra.

Owl thinks of mathematical equation.