Maternity Ward Veteran Prints

"No chance of accumulating frequent birthing points in here. This is the only trip I'll take."

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

"You know what they say, there's one born every minute!"

"The president is awarding the Medal of Honor to 24 Army veterans...whose heroism and gallantry were overlooked because of their race or ethnicity."

"I just can't get over how well you look!"

Veterans Day '20

"That's my dad back when he was, like, militarized."

'He's a retired Drill-Sergeant!'

"I have been happily married... three times!"

'Son...old soldiers don't die...they just get medal fatigue.'

'If it don't hurt, don't mess with it!'

'It's Mrs. O'Hara...the one whose due date was 37 days ago...she's angry.'

"So, Gilbert was your friend who fought in Vietnam?"

'How long have you two been married?'

'I can't take much more of the happiness treadmill.'

"Happy anniversary, Clare. How'd you make it so many years?" "Figured it wasn't worth the prison time."

'Gee, Dad, Mom's getting better at this all the time!'

'I had a good day. Raised everybody's blood pressure.'

Monument To The General/Soldier Monument

'It's been five years since leaving Iraq and I'm still getting the sand out my ears.'

'Oh, boy - stereo!'

'This is taking longer than my stay in hospital!'

"You're a veteran? In which wars did you serve?"

404 British military deaths in Afghanistan.

"Kosovo, Iraq, Afghanistan...Sarge Higgins is one hell of a tough guy! But he wouldn't have a chance against my mom - she raised three kids!"

'I could have sworn I put the Waterloo battle plan in here.'

"Oh yes, I proudly served."

'Being a Drill Sergeant isn't s tough - all you got to know is how to count to four.'

'My doctor tells me I have medal poisoning.'

"Well, well – if it isn't the old crystal ball and chain."

'These days,' she says, 'nothing gets a rise out of him.'

Remembering All The American Idols.

"It's from Private Ryan...Wish you were here."

'Noise? When you've been married as long as I have, it goes in one ear and out the other.'

"I call him auction man - his hair is going, his teeth are going, his sex drive has gone."