Hospital Veteran Prints

'No only have you got one foot in the grace, but it's also got an in-growing toe nail.'

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

'Honey, I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

"Postwar is hell."

Military Medals

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

Dancing Doctor

"I guess I was a good shot, because I took down 50 Nazis...all by myself. That's how I got my silver star. Honestly, I don't consider myself a hero. I consider myself lucky."

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.'

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

Kid with plaster cast being sawn off.

'I was in the catering corps.'

Coronavirus Global Alert

Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.

'What's holding him up?'

Thank you to those who never came home and to those who never left their side.

'Time for your pills.'

'Thanks, but I don't expect you to chew my food for me.'

"The president is awarding the Medal of Honor to 24 Army veterans...whose heroism and gallantry were overlooked because of their race or ethnicity."

'Forget what?'

'Could you be more specific than you feel zucky?'

"Remember when we had to get along on twenty-one dollars a month!"

UNFADED GLORY

"You're sick of this? Just try to imagine how we feel."

Doctor receiving advice from patient's mother

"You need the toilet. . . hang on I think I've got an app for that."

'The doctor will be with you shortly, he's finishing medical school.'

"...we have a heart-lung-kidney-liver-spleen machine."

Kamikaze Colour

'Ignore them, Charlie. They're nothing but philistines. I liked your poetry, truly I did!'