Maternity Leave Advocate Pillows

'We give maternity leave on condition you name your baby after our company.'

"Your resume says that you've got your Ph.D., your M.B.A. and that you've worked as a C.F.O. and C.E.O. but that your most important title and position has been M.O.M.?"

"Since he was born today he won't begin daycare until tomorrow."

'How soon can I return to work? About fifteen minutes ago.'

'I'm afraid this doubles your bill.'

"As Maggie Thatcher once said: 'Being powerful is like being a lady. If you have to tell people you are, you aren't.'"

Virginia could tolerate the Woolf whistles no longer

"Wait, I'll go down with you. I'm just changing back into my rubber-soled actionwear."

'I'm afraid we can't deliver your baby until your CRB check comes through.'

'Remember the old days, when all of this was phallocentric?'

Newborn Chaos

"Yes, "breeding like rabbits" is often used in a pejorative sense. The truth is, we don't care as we love having kids..."

International Women's Day

Mother racing to work for a company with day care and a health club.

Laptops

"Nine months in here?? I trust I can get out in seven months with good behaviour!"

Going into the relationship, Tom knew Loretta was a package deal.

"How could I have problems with female managers? I've got a wife and two daughters!"

"There's only so much bat-mansplaining a girl can take."

Celebrating Women Year-round

"I'm sorry, but we're not an online retailer. We can't guarantee delivery in 2 days."

'We've cut funding on research, so to compensate, we've increased the booth babe budget.'

'I'd rather be high up on the Totem Pole than high up on a pedestal.'

Birth canal: Keep clear at all times.

"Darling, am I your first?"

'I know we hadn't planned on getting a bigger car until we had kids, but I think we need one now to accommodate the bumper-stickers.'

'Have you considered the career enhancement opportunities of giving birth in your lunch hour?'

Barrett - rushed majority

"We Can Do It!"

Womanhatten.

'This is Janet - she's a marvel in the kitchen.'

Baby Mums.

Ed Miliband