Maternal Bonds Enthusiast T-Shirts

Pregnant Dog looking at Four Cupped Bra.

'I'm afraid this doubles your bill.'

"Sure was a lot of screaming for the happiest day of your life."

Open other end

'Don't worry about gaining weight after the baby - you'll run it off during the toddler years.'

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

'Mom is feeling sick. She caught a baby.'

'When will I start to look 'radiant and blooming'?'

Muy mum rocks.

"Next to my two years in the Marines, you're the best thing I've ever done."

Love for the family

Pelvis birth canal exit: Width restrictions apply.

Maternity Ward "Just call me the Secretary of Labor."

Three happy men

'She's the primary caregiver!'

"I bet you miss your brother."

Single parents.

"It's your mother. She wants to know why you never summon her."

Funny how moms know when you're going to do something naughty at the exact time you're doing it.

Birth canal: Keep clear at all times.

'If you don't like fathers in the delivery room, where will you be?'

"At which trimester will I be able to communicate with my baby via text?"

'It's no use he just doesn't understand the let-down reflex!'

"Great, don't move now Mum: I've got great Wi-Fi reception here..."

"Well at least now I ca almost imagine the level of pain my husband goes through when he's got a cold."

Mother and Baby

"Once upon a time...long ago...before TV..."

"I don't mind having a bun in the oven, but I do mind not being able to set the temperature."

'Tommy and Billy have been inseparable since birth. You don't always find that in a placenta.'

"Me and my husband had to try sixteen times before I became pregnant... What a night that was!"

"This rush-rush life is getting old. Sometimes, I think about moving back to the land where I way born. What do you think, Baldo? What would you miss the most?"

"So...how do you like our quality father-son time?"

A Victorian park.

"Haven't been there, haven't done that."

"You want to know about my day? Mom, didn't we just do this last month?"