Maternal Bonds Enthusiast Mugs

Pregnant Dog looking at Four Cupped Bra.

'I'm afraid this doubles your bill.'

Open other end

'Don't worry about gaining weight after the baby - you'll run it off during the toddler years.'

"Sure was a lot of screaming for the happiest day of your life."

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

'Mom is feeling sick. She caught a baby.'

'When will I start to look 'radiant and blooming'?'

"Next to my two years in the Marines, you're the best thing I've ever done."

Love for the family

Muy mum rocks.

Pelvis birth canal exit: Width restrictions apply.

Maternity Ward "Just call me the Secretary of Labor."

Single parents.

"It's your mother. She wants to know why you never summon her."

"I bet you miss your brother."

'If you don't like fathers in the delivery room, where will you be?'

Birth canal: Keep clear at all times.

Three happy men

Funny how moms know when you're going to do something naughty at the exact time you're doing it.

'She's the primary caregiver!'

"At which trimester will I be able to communicate with my baby via text?"

'It's no use he just doesn't understand the let-down reflex!'

Mother and Baby

"Well at least now I ca almost imagine the level of pain my husband goes through when he's got a cold."

"Once upon a time...long ago...before TV..."

"Great, don't move now Mum: I've got great Wi-Fi reception here..."

"I don't mind having a bun in the oven, but I do mind not being able to set the temperature."

"Me and my husband had to try sixteen times before I became pregnant... What a night that was!"

"You want to know about my day? Mom, didn't we just do this last month?"

"This rush-rush life is getting old. Sometimes, I think about moving back to the land where I way born. What do you think, Baldo? What would you miss the most?"

"So...how do you like our quality father-son time?"

"Haven't been there, haven't done that."

A Victorian park.

"Aw, c'mon, dad. You know how I hat to see that look of separation anxiety on your face."