Materialism Muse T-Shirts

"Depending on who you know, you CAN take it with you. See anything you like?"

Desk plaques: 'Money isn't everything' '...Which makes it no less awesome in my opinion.'

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

"I shop, therefore I am."

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

'Wow, talk about genius!'

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

"You cheap shit! Why can't we have a designer divorce?"

"It all started when I didn't grow up in a palatial estate."

"I'll take new members any way I can get them."

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

'And remember: just hold up this little green paper, and they will do whatever you want.'

"Having concluded, Your Highness, an exhaustive study of this nation's political, social, and economic history, and after extensive examining, Sire, the unfortunate events leading to the present deplorable state of the realm, the consensus of the Council is that Your Majesty's only course, for the public good, must be to take the next step."

'There's a strong minimalist influence in this artist's work.' 'Good! The less there is of it, the better.'

"Not only is the grass greener, but check out that Mercedes!"

"He never makes it past Stephen’s walk across Sandymount strand."

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Man reading the title of an all white painting at an art gallery.

Artist studies painting nudes by painting peeled bananas.

Robert Macaire recieving expensive gifts from his love

Little known fact: Man progressed from the stone age to the bronze age after Thag read an issue of the Journal of Metals.

New Gods

"My third and final wish is for money and wealth—again!"

"Good morning, Mrs. Kiley."

Rietveld at Sing Sing,

'Shallow, so you think I'm shallow do you? Just because I happen to think my career is important, that my car matters and that clothes make a difference.'

"I was grinding out barnyards and farmhouses and cows in the meadows, and then, suddenly, I figured to hell with it."

'He could never resist taking an opposing position on an old saying...'

Consumerism junkie.

'Today's St. Patrick's day. It'll be a good time to eat up this stuff with the green mold on it.'

''Live simply so that others may simply live?' Cute, but what's my motivation?'

"Never mind."